Haiku master DougR wins 2 large one-topping pizzas from Eureka Pizza | Contest

Banner, Contest — By Christopher Spencer on November 28, 2009 at 12:50 PM

Thanks to everyone for submitting 21 pizza-related haikus. They were a joy to read. Many made me laugh, almost all made me hungry.

And the winner is:

DougR’s

Counting out the sounds

Hoping for Eureka pie

I can go all day

The pizzas certificates are headed in your direction just as soon I get your address, DougR. Just e-mail it to me at cspencer@ozarksunbound.com and I’ll drop them in the mail.

I’d also like to give an honorable mention to Tiff Wimberly for the best pun – “You reeka garlic!” Took me a second to get it, but once I did, I literally laughed out loud.

So, in no particular order, here are the 21 haikus submitted for the competition. Keep your eyes open for another competition next week.

Jamie Smith

You’re good hot and cold

Eureka Pizza you’re gold

Nom nom in tum tum

—

Ambrosial and succulent

Cheesy, meaty with yum sauce

Pizza for all meals

—

Supreme or barbeque beef

It’s all good at Eureka

I want me some bites

—

I hate my cooking

Barefoot Sally with chicken

Let’s call Eureka

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Nolen

Buy one get two free?

1 gets 3 and 3 gets 9

Eighteen with cheese, please!

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Eat Eureka now

Found some leftovers in my

Refrigerator

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Tiff Wimberly

Baked, gooey goodness

Never sausage a pizza

You reeka garlic!

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What’s for dinner, Mom?

No more war on what to eat!

Let’s give pizza chance!

—

eLwood

Give up Matthew

Big Pizzas are fun

steal two

—

Johnathan

Working hard daily,

Affords no time for cooking.

Delivery, please.

—

Lana

Veggie pizza pie

Whole wheat crust, low fat cheese please.

My bikini fits!

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Crusty cheesy pies

Eureka Pizza serves hot.

Order now, you deserve it.

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Stomach growling loud

Hand me the phone, I dial

Hot pie on its way.

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DougR

Counting out the sounds

Hoping for Eureka pie

I can go all day

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They have green olives

Most pizza places do not

Sausage for the win!

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Hand-tossed or thin crust

Which will I order tonight?

Quick- dial them now!

—

mpetty

Eureka Pizza

The most innovative deals

Gourmet menu too

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Holiday spirit

No time to cook a turkey

Pizza everyone

—

uncle123

Looking for pizza?

Eureka I have found it.

Does that win a pie?

—

kegsrtastee

glistening rotund

wondrous cheesy olfaction

transcend felicity

—

Leslie

My squeezed suggestion

Eureka Pizza, next stop

With all the toppings

Eureka Pizza Locations

Fayetteville
826 N. Leverett
Ave Fayetteville, AR
Phone: (479) 443-7777
Hours: Sun-Thurs 10am-1am
Fri-Sat: 10am-3am
click to see a map

East Fayetteville
1905 E. Mission Blvd
Fayetteville, AR
Phone: (479) 571-2121
Hours: Sun-Thurs 11am-10pm
Fri -Sat: 11am-Midnight
click to see a map

Bentonville
1140 N. Walton Blvd
Bentonville, AR
Phone: (479) 271-9999
Hours: Sun: 11am- 10pm
Mon – Thur: 10am-10pm
Fri – Sat: 10am-11pm
click to see a map

Springdale
2201 S. Thompson St
Springdale, AR
Phone: (479) 756-3030
Hours: Sun-Thurs 10am-10pm
Fri-Sat: 10am-Midnight
click to see a map

Springdale
693 White Rd
Springdale, AR
Phone: (479) 750-7788
Hours: Sun-Thurs 10am-10pm
Fri-Sat: 10am-Midnight
click to see a map

Rogers
115 N. Dixieland Rd.
Rogers, AR
Phone: (479) 621-9999
Hours: Sun-Thurs 10am-11pm
Fri-Sat: 10am-Midnight
click to see a map

Fort Smith
2815 Grand Ave
Fort Smith, AR
Phone: (479) 782-4545
Hours: Sun-Thurs 10am-10pm
Fri-Sat: 10am-Midnight
click to see a map

South Fort Smith
2500 S. Zero St
South Fort Smith, AR
Phone: (479) 648-6767
Hours: Sun-Thurs 10am-11pm
Fri-Sat: 11am-Midnight
click to see a map

Siloam Springs
935 W. Tulsa St
Siloam Springs, AR
Phone: (479) 549-3333
Hours: Sun-Wed 10am-10pm
Thurs-Sat: 10am-11pm
click to see a map

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